Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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