Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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