He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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