So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had to cum in my sink.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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