I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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