how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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