If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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