is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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