I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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