Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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