we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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