I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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