Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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