i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think pants incapable of making pants work
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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