hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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