I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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