what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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