He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Enjoy the penises
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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