Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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