its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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