Kiss
Puke
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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