WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize