and you said cock pushups were impossible
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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