I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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