Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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