She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Rumble strips road head = magical
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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