Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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