He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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