i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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