There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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