I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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