you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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