Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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