so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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