"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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