What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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