It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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