The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Mom said you looked used
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?