if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.