I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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