how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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