Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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