Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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