you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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