Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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