don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Boobs are out for the taking
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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