How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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