i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
wow bdsm is so cute
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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