Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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