Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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