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• (810): View more from Michigan

  ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months

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• (916): View more from California

  on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.

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  your optimism is becoming unhealthy

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.

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• (845): View more from New York

  he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"

  (845): View more from New York

  where do u find these people!?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol

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• (714): View more from California

  Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?

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