either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.