my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.