You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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