Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
