All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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