Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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