Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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